This is real. This is me. This is exactly where I'm supposed to be.
2020 - you just keep getting better.
I have a question: why would you spend money on something, like flowers, knowing they're due to die within days of buying them? Why not invest your money into something SO MUCH BETTER..that you can literally make YOURSELF?!
Hear me out: do flowers fill your stomach and satisfy you?
NO.
BUT - bacon bouquets and donut bouquets are becoming more popular - so why not make the one you love a chicken nuggie bouquet?! I promise, it'll make them smile more than flowers would (unless, of course, they're vegetarian or vegan).