Congratulations, Annapolis High! You've made national headlines today!
...but like.... not for cool things. For totally uncool things. For banning twerking at homecoming!
COME. OONNNNNN. How are you supposed to have a good time if you can't twerk it up on the wall with your bestie?! That's way more fun than slow dancing with your backup-backup date....
What's worse: They banned it because they don't want people to feel left out. All the white boys and girls who can't werk it like Miley... they'll be sad and probably bullied on the sidelines... and that wouldn't be right.
WOMP. The rest of the country seems to think this is great but... ELIZABETHANY FOR TWERK PREZ!!!