Mindy Kaling was once an intern, just like me. She use to be super creepy and follow around Conan, I'm super creepy and follow everyone around at The Kane Show. Wouldn't it be amazing if, in 8 years, I come back to The Kane Show for my first interview after my debut on SNL? What if you are witnessing a star being born RIGHT THIS SECOND AND THAT STAR WAS ME? Highly unlikely, but if Mindy Kaling could do it, possibly/maybe I could too.