Mindy Kaling was once an intern, just like me. She use to be super creepy and follow around Conan, I'm super creepy and follow everyone around at The Kane Show. Wouldn't it be amazing if, in 8 years, I come back to The Kane Show for my first interview after my debut on SNL? What if you are witnessing a star being born RIGHT THIS SECOND AND THAT STAR WAS ME? Highly unlikely, but if Mindy Kaling could do it, possibly/maybe I could too.

Good Morning people! I’m in such a good mood today that I can’t stand it! I know it is because I made “Party in the USA” my alarm clock song. How can you wake up to that and NOT have a good day?

The FIRST thing I did was have a 4 a.m. solo dance party. Then I had another one in the car on the way here. Ke&ha’s “Die Young” was the first song to play and I was just like “YESSSSSSSS this is the best day ever!!” I started clapping my hands during the “I hear your heartttt beat to the beat of my drums...” but then I started to lose control of the car so I was like “Ali you need to stop.” Then I started to snap my fingers and the guy next to me at the stoplight gave me this look and I was like “Dude, what’s your problem?”

Anyway. So last night I thought of the BEST BLOG EVER, all the free stuff you get on election day! I love free stuff and I love America so this is the best of both worlds!!! I did some research on Twitter and unfortunately there isn’t as much free stuff as the last presidential election in 2008 because apparently people were complaining that giving away a free donut (or whatever)  is like paying for votes (which is illegal).

I don’t understand why people have a problem with this. It’s not like they are giving away a donut to people who only vote for a specific candidate. They are giving one to everyone who voted! It’s just like how my Mom used to bribe me to be a good person by taking me on shopping trips to Limited Too (rest in peace).

But there are still a few free things to be had. Here are a few of them:

FREE TACOS

California Tortilla is giving away a free taco to everyone who shows their “I voted” sticker or says
“Vote” to the cashier (you don’t even need to be registered). I told this to Intern Monet and she said that she “doesn’t eat tacos.” To which I replied that she is unamerican because there is nothing MORE American than eating inauthentic Mexican food.

FREE WRISTBANDS & (POSSIBLY) FREE COFFEE

Starbucks might be giving away a free tall (12 oz.) coffee to EVERYONE who asks! How awesome is that!? The limit is one per customer so I am going to go to eight different Starbucks to get my daily fill. But this is super unofficial and I read it on Tweets and on this blog post. They will, officially, be giving away free wristbands to celebrate the one year anniversary of their Create Jobs for USA initiative.

FACT: I am addicted to coffee. At one point in my life I actually was drinking 8-10 cups a day to get through. I had to stop that for reasons which I’m sure you would not want me to get into here and now consume around two cups per day. The way I look at it, I don’t have many vices in my life. I don’t smoke or do drugs, so if the one thing I do is drink a little coffee then it’s fine.

I took this on Fourth of July. America people

(POSSIBLY) FREE FLIGHT

JetBlue is awarding 1,006 travel certificates (worth a base fare of a roundtrip flight to one of JetBlue’s Caribbean locations), but only to those whose candidate loses. Just enter the Election Protection 2012 sweepstakes, choose either Republican or Democrat, and you will be entered if your candidate loses. Winners will be announced November 7. Sounds like a pretty good consolation prize to me! Also, can we all just agree to not complain on Facebook & Twitter about who wins? It’s just not productive. Let’s unite and love each other.

HALF-OFF ZIP CAR

Wanna go on an unplanned mid-week road trip November 6th, but don’t have a car? No problem! Zipcar will be offering half-off rates from 5 a.m. to 9 p.m. November 6th. Plus, there is no requirement to vote! If you follow my Twitter feed you would know that I especially need this as I was tweeting dark, twisty and emotionally charged Tweets last night (but they were really nothing compared to my diary from 8th grade. That’s where I keep the good stuff.) The only thing with this offer is that it is not valid for 8+ hour reservations so you’re only going to be able to make it 3.5 hours before you need to turn around. Check out this link for all the details.

FREE YOGA

Athletic apparel company, Lululemon, is holding free yoga classes throughout Maryland, D.C. and Virginia. Check out this link for a list of locations. This is perfect for someone like me who is really high strung, but I don’t relax (or want to) so I’ll give up my spot for you. Enjoy!

FREE VIRTUAL HUGS

From ME!!! I love to spread the love! Tweet me anytime on November 6th (or just ever, this is a lifetime offer) and I will Tweet you back a virtual hug (my handle is @alipannoni). Also, if you run into me in real life, then I will give you an actual hug. Here, I will give you one for free right now! ((((((((HUG))))))))) Can you feel the love?

Have an awesome day! Remember to vote for the Intern Blog in The Mobbies!

-Ali Pannoni

It's Sunday, you want to spend some time with your man, but he's busy watching football. When he's not watching football all the time, he's checking out his fantasy team or watching ESPN. If you couldn't care less about football, but want to prove to your man you can be interested in it (even if you are just faking), then I have the perfect thing for you. First, let me say that I worked really hard to put this list together for you, thats why it took me up until Week 9 to FINALLY get it up here. This list will show you at least 2 of the hottest guys I could find on every single NFL team. So next time there is a football game on, you can watch with your man, only we both know you are really going to be watching the hot tight end… thats a football position if you didn't know already...
For those of you that ARE football fans, this will just be a great bonus!
Enjoy!

In alphabetical order by team:
 
49ers
Alex Smith #11 QB
Kyle Williams #10 WR

 
Bears
Israel Idonije  #71 DE
Dane Sanzenbacher #18 WR
 
 
Bengals
Mike Nugent #2 K
Brian Leonard #40 RB
 
 
Bills
Steve Johnson #13 WR
Ruvell Martin #82 WR
 
 
Broncos
Eric Decker  #87 WR
Julius Thomas #80 TE
 
 
Browns
Jordan Cameron #84 TE
Raymond "Bubba" Ventrone  #41 Safety/Special Teams
 
 
Bucaneers
Josh Freeman #5 QB
Collin Franklin #85 TE
 
 
Cardinals
Larry Fitzgerald #11 WR
Rob Housler #84 TE
 
 
Chargers
Andrew Gachkar #59 LB
Marcus Gilchrist #38 CB
 
 
Cheifs
Matt Cassel #7 QB
Peyton Hillis #40 RB
 
 
Colts
Dwight Freeny #93 LB
Austin Collie #17 WR
 
 
Cowboys
Miles Austin #19 WR
Jason Witten #82 TE
 
 
Dolphins
Reggie Bush #22 RB
Draft Pick #8 overall: Ryan Tannehill #17 QB
 
 
Eagles
DeSean William Jackson #10 WR
DeMeco Ryans #59 LB
 
 
Falcons
Matt Ryan #2 QB
Michael Turner #33 RB
 
 
Giants
Christopher Lee Canty #99 DT
*David Carr #8 QB
*While David Carr may not actually be playing, it would be wrong to not include him in this list, because in my opinion, he is the HOTTEST! Keep an eye out for him on the sideline!           
 
 
Jaguars
Blaine Gabbert #11 QB
Mike Thomas #80 WR
 
 
Jets
Mark Sanchez #6 QB
Antonio Cromartie #31 CB
 
Lions
Matthew Stanford #9 QB
Ronnell Lewis #97 DE
 
 
Packers
Aaron Rogers #12 QB
Jordy Nelson #87 WR
 
 
Panthers
Cam Newton #1 QB
Draft Pick #9 Overall Pick: Luke Kuechly #59 LB
 
 
Patriots
(Aside from the obvious Tom Brady)
Rob Gronkowski #87 TE
Wes Welker #83 WR
 
 
Raiders
Miles Burris #56 LB
Darren McFadden #20 RB
 
 
Rams
Sam Bradford #8 QB
Danny Amendola #16 WR
 
 
Ravens
Joe Flacco #5 QB
Ray Rice #27 RB
 
 
Redskins (who deserve more names on this list since they are my favorite team!)
Alfred Morris #46 RB
Evan Royster #22 RB
Reed Doughty #37 S
Ryan Kerrigan #91 LB
Kirk Cousins #12 Second String QB (beautiful!)
 
 
Saints
Lance Moore #16 WR
Jimmy Graham #80 TE
 
 
Seahawks
Golden Tate #81 WR
Braylon Edwards #17 WR
 
 
Steelers
Mike Wallace #17 WR
Heath Miller #83 TE
 
 
Texans
Arian Foster #23 RB
James Casey #86 TE
 
 
Titans
Craig Stevens #88 TE
Karl Klug #97 DT
 
 
Vikings
Christian Ponder #7 QB
Adrien Peterson #28 RB
 

Did I leave any out that should be here? Tweet me @StephStratos!

Hey fabulously awesome readers! The Interns Blog was nominated for a Mobbie! The Mobbies are a contest to find Maryland's most outstanding blogs, brought to you by the Baltimore Sun.

Wanna help us win? You can vote daily through November 9 by clicking the image at the top of this post. The blog is nominated under the "Best Entertainment Blog" category.

Thank you and happy voting! :)

-Ali Pannoni

I hope this made you smile!

xoxo

Krista