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This Senior Citizen got the lapdance OF HIS LIFE...

 ...literally. 67 year old Robert Gene White reportedly suffered a heart attack during a lap dance at an El Paso Texas ti**y bar.

That's right. The dance... killed him!

The workers at the bar had fallen for the old "play dead to get out of paying the stripper" trick one too many times, so after White was unresponsive and laying on the floor, they called the EMT, who eventually pronounced White dead on the spot.

This should serve as a teaching point to all you readers: DON'T SEND YOUR GRANDFATHERS TO THE STRIP CLUB!

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Julian

LOOK WHO IS COMING TO THE US FOR THEIR TOUR!

ONE DIRECTION were snapped arriving LONDON HEATHROW ... and soon they'll be off to the US for their tour!

OMG OMG OMG!

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The Godfather of GOGO and a DC musical institution, CHUCK BROWN, passed away today. He was 75.

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In as much as the monuments downtown serve as symbols of Washington DC, Brown's music defined the cultural landscape of the District.

To be brief, his music was the heartbeat of DC's soul.

Thanks, Chuck. Enjoy bustin' loose for the Most High now. Heaven's choir just got an amazing new beat. 

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