.: lancaster city pd mug via lancaster newspapers :. 

MEET Sierra Lynn Caban... 

She decided to flee after hitting five cars earlier this month in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, a city full of Amish and such. 

BTW - she was driving on a learner's permit. 

Might need some more lessons, girlfriend. Oh and you might also want to make sure you don't have a STOLEN GUN in the car while you're, ahem, learning. 

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#doingitwrong. 

.: gawker screenshot :. 

NOW THIS IS SOME WHACK STUFF... 

According to GAWKER, these hairy looking contraptions are all the rage... and they keep perverts away. And so... people wear them. You know. To scare off perverts. 

No... really. You can't make this stuff up. 

HT: Gawker who HT's a bunch of other people! 

THIS... is NUTS! 

.: youtube :. 

First off, if you know anyone who has ever been WAXED ala BRAZIL and whatnot, then you know it's probably not the most pleasant sort of situation to endure... 

So, why would these two dudes decide to hit up a local drug store chain and get some wax so they could, well, wax their armpits? 

Who knows. But they did and made this video for you to see. 

Let's all go get some wax and whatnot and have some fun like this tonight. 

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No... wait... we meant CAP... CAP... not CAT! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HT: reddit/imgur

.: anne arundel county police via TSG.COM :. 

LOOK AT THESE MORONS... the PRIDE OF ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY! 

They jacked some credit card from a woman's missing purse... and then went to the movies where they took some selfies in a nearby photo booth... 

... which promptly identified them to the cops. 

You know, because photos, especially ones with stolen credit cards, aren't evidence of anything... 

Anyway, the cops busted Crofton's most wanted... because, well, mostly, they were straight up dumb crooks. 

#doingitwrong. 

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