ALRIGHTY THEN. So today there is just a SHYTE STORM of stuff going on in the world that is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!
First at bat is the man who SHOT OFF HIS OWN SCHWANG accidentally! The 22 year old security guard in Trinidad was found in his car, slumped over, and bleeding from... that area.
OUCH MUCH?? Was it worth the illegal firearm posession? Because now sir, you are missing your... firearm.
NEXT UP TO BAT we have the FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, Gregory Matthew Bruni, who made the decision to jump somehow from the rooftop into the home of Tony and LaDonna land, assault Tony Land, POOP IN THE HOME... and touch himself in a way that should remain private.
Oh right... ALL WHILE HE WAS NAKED
Bruni is pictured here, looking like a REAL winner on his facebook page. Shocking that he can handle social networking, because he seems like a psychopathic idiot.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST we have Mikel Ruffinelli who has set a WORLD RECORD FOR THE BIGGEST HIPS AND BOOTAY!
Before you pity her and her unfortunate weight, Ruffinelli claims that she ENJOYS HER FIGURE as men don't like "skinny women" and she "feels NO NEED TO DIET."
Um... proud of you? I guess?
Check out her interview below AND HER WHOLE STORY HERE
WELP, thanks for tuning in for HOT995's ROUNDUP OF THE RIDICULOUS folks.
Competition was fierce, but everyone here gets the award for today's MOST IDIOTIC PERSON EVER, but dammit if they did not work hard for that title.
Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013