There's a lesson here... 

When you're in front of a judge, take it seriously. Not like this trick from Miami who got popped for possession of Xandy bars. 

You know. Xanax. 

Anyway, she got popped. Arrested. And when arraigned before Hizzonor, she got sassy. Said she had jewlery worth "RICK ROSS." 

The problem here, is unlike ROSS, this trick was not BOSS. 

Hizzonor was. And is. And he jacked the bail right up. Then, she flipped him off. 

That landed her in jail. 

Don't be this trick. 

HT: Gawker.