.: getty :. 

No. Not that Pitbull. 

.: getty :. 

That one. Although the one pictured is not the actual pitbull with whom this Vegas woman had intimate relations with before cops apprehended her in her front yard. 

You read that right. 

There really are no more words. 

Click here and take heed of the "you wouldn't hit that" mug shot goodness, too. 

HT: Farking Fark.