.: ray j's label :.
RAY. J. HIT. IT. FIRST.
.: getty :.
Now, with KIM KARDASHIAN being all over the pseudo-news for being knocked up with the blessed child of the KANYE WEST, RAY J, Brother of BRANDY, brings forth this new album which seeks to remind us that HE indeed was the FIRST, and the one whom launched this particular KARDASHIAN - and as a result - her Family - into fame.
See, once upon a time, it used to be that to be famous when you just looked decent but could not act or whatnot, you had to make a tape featuring you and another having sex. It worked for Paris Hilton. And so Kim Kardashian did just that.
And lo and behold, the tape leaked. Mysteriously, as these things do.
And as such, so began her rise to fame.
With this new song, the reader can deduce:
1) Ray J has Kim on the cover, all pixelated out and whatnot. If you don't believe this, run back about 50 feet and see what you see.
2) Ray J's new song is about Kim Kardashian and their trysts.
3) Kanye West must be very proud.
Ray J's masterpiece is due to premiere on TMZ Monday... and will release wide next week.