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HAIL TO THE RAVENS... THEY'VE GONE BUCKWILD!
JACOBY JONES and members of the BALTIMORE-WASHINGTON RAVENS* came to down to ol' DC last night and lost they damn minds... and JONES even got BASHED OVER THE HEAD by some TRICK STRIPPER on a party bus!
JONES... who has been "injured" for the last two weeks... reportedly got even more INJURED by the stripper, named SWEET PEA, who BASHED the NFL star over the head causing him to bleed!
Apparantly the shenanigans were all part of the BRYANT Mckinnie Birthday Birthday BASH at a local DC club.
Mckinnie is a member of the Ravens' Offensive Unit, and is a former All-American.
The Baltimore-Washington Ravens are currently the winning football team in the greater Baltimore-Washington DC area. The other team, the REDSKINS, are currently winless, at 0-RG-3.
*The team is actually just the Baltimore Ravens, but in an effort to make others feel better, the team has been adopted by the region since they've managed to pick up some wins this season.