.: anne arundel county police via TSG.COM :. 

LOOK AT THESE MORONS... the PRIDE OF ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY! 

They jacked some credit card from a woman's missing purse... and then went to the movies where they took some selfies in a nearby photo booth... 

... which promptly identified them to the cops. 

You know, because photos, especially ones with stolen credit cards, aren't evidence of anything... 

Anyway, the cops busted Crofton's most wanted... because, well, mostly, they were straight up dumb crooks. 

#doingitwrong. 

Click here for more. 

SHIZZAM! 

.: youtube :. 

RUSSELL BRAND - the famous comedian and former beau of the KATY PERRY - stopped by MORNING JOE on MSNBC to chat with the hosts about his MESSIAH COMPLEX comedy tour... and then unloaded on the hosts for what he felt was disrespect during his conversation! 

Watch the video. Right about the 5:30 mark things hit the fan... and Brand ultimately DESTROYS the hosts... and lectures the WORLD on how the news gets caught up with superficial things... like one's looks, or one's appearance... when they should be handling the topics of concern for the viewers... 

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... and then he tells MIKA to "lose the ring" because she's a "shaft grasper!" 

AMAZING! 

BRAND's comedy tour is on the road now and headed everywhere over the next few months! 

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THE TSA seems to have - at least in this one instance - a new mission: To protect flyers from TEENS wearing barely any clothing! 

This story on a travel blog reports that a father of a 15 year old daughter was SHAMED and "HUMILIATED" by TSA agents at LAX over what she was - or in this case - wasn't wearing. 

Agents reportedly told the girl to "cover herself" and pointed out that the girl was only 15 years old. 

Dad got poopy pants and went OFF on his blog about it. No word on if the agents were reminded that fashion commentary were not part of protecting the homeland and travelers and whatnot from terroristic acts and such.

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SO DID YOU KNOW WEARING HEELS is like REALLY BAD FOR YOU? 

Not that one would stop doing so simply because of some news reporting, but the WASHINGTON POST has pretty much broken it all down for you... 

so CLICK HERE and then go get you some TOMS or whatnot. 

.: mugshot via nbc4 :. 

OKAY THIS IS JUST EVIL... 

This woman was running a day care at home... called CATERPILLAR CLUBHOUSE... where she would serve the lil' cherubs up some LACED PANCAKES! 

According to this story, she would cook up the 'cakes with some MELATONIN and BENADRYL - both of which can knock you out! 

And the lil' cherubs would eat these cakes... and BOOM - out they'd go. 

Well, you can't go doing that. And so she got arrested. 

What is it with these people putting THE WELL BEING OF LIL' CHERUBS - THE KIDS - second to some selfish BS? 

Unreal.