Well alrighty then, now we know!
This one time, JENNIFER LAWRENCE had her TOY STASH discovered by her housekeeper!
By toys, we - ahem - aren't talking about stuff from TOYS R US...
... think... ADAM & EVE.
Aw yeah. Yeaaaaaah. Yeah.
Florida teacher who was fired over modeling gig decides to go all the way and do porn http://t.co/aGVL2bB3OP— Gawker (@Gawker) December 19, 2013
AND... all the former students need to only wait til CHRISTMAS EVE to see the goodies... since her ISSUE comes out on Christmas Eve!
Deck these halls, indeed!
Now this... is pure joy. The way this young dude reacts after finding out he's been accepted to college... is just amazing.
May we all find this sort of joy in this life.