Now, we'd embed the actual link and photos here... but given that FACEBOOK likes to ZUCKERSMACK us over things which are, well, cheeky...
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Well this will be a story he'll love to tell the GRANDKIDS...
He had his way with this goat. You can't go having your way with goats... and so he got arrested, and hauled into court.
That's where this creeper came face to face... with this goat.
Man faces his sexual abuse victim in court: A goat http://t.co/dPjelleDdF— Gawker (@Gawker) December 3, 2013
Yeah... this really happened.
Movie theater apologizes after "accidentally" showing kids a graphic sex scene instead of Disney's Frozen http://t.co/kWnqyxNch5— Gawker (@Gawker) December 3, 2013